SEX, DOPE, AND CHEAP THRILL$

He sat before me, smiling smugly at some snide remark that he had made regarding rap music. His eyes were as dark as pure Afgan tar behind his ebony Rayban sunglasses, and his voice was like a cheese-grader on a chalkboard. Oliver Cokepits, or DJ Bowliver Cokerips, as his associates call him, is not only Lord of Spliff Street, but Lord of the Airwaves, and he rules them as any good Jewish DJ should: with an iron fist. Only the most obscure of live performances, only the longest of jams, only the best of the best makes it onto his show, and his audience worships him all the more for it, women not excluded. Living proof of why the Jews should control the music business, he is Snowliver Bowlrips, and his show is "Sex, Dope and Cheap Thrills." Listen Wednesday mornings at 9 am on KZSC.org, or Jerry Garcia will haunt you.