Friday, February 26, 2010

A Sunday Adventure

On a Sunday stroll through Hollywood one man encounters the rebel without a cause, a creamy sunset, and a well disguised boob wielding star of "The Hills"......


Out West

"Cocaine"

frowntown LA

Hes lean hes mean hes James fucking Dean



A sunset on sunset baby

-The Zef Ninja

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Meat Grinders




















somewhere way up north. not the best wave in the world, but some hefty drops nonetheless. watch out for sharks...

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Jeff's After School Program

once again, we dip into the vaults. this time we witness jeffy g, just minutes out of the classroom, saunter his way through a series of highly technical dance grooves.  an alcohol fueled friday afternoon from the age of vodka water bottles and apple pipes...

Intoxicating Instrumentals


This week we bring you George Evelyn: a funky DJ straight outta the UK.  More commonly referred to as Nightmares on Wax,  Evelyn's got a way with crunch that, unless you're Mark Madsen or Elaine Benes, makes you groove like no other.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Old School New Edit


Made an edit of all the other clips on my computer. Sunny had even more hilarious footage than this!

White Dog- the KKK9

Been trying to get some surf footage lately but its just not doing it. So in the mean time I've found myself nards deep in the depths of the internet's greatest videos. Here we have a classic involving man and his best friend. Paramount Pictures brings us White Dog, the 1982 classic that pits man vs. beast, who will reign supreme.



-The Zef Ninja

Monday, February 22, 2010

A little thing called Culture

It's 2010 and the Winter Olympics are well under way. I have no clue who's winning the medal count nor do I give a shit. But this being a prestigious event that occurs only once every four years, it would be shameful not to take a moment and showcase what some of the worlds most beautiful cultures have to offer. Today we take a look at Africa, home to Dikembe Mutombo and blood diamonds. Sit back, relax, and enjoy.





In this clip, through song and dance, they pay homage to their European Counterparts



-The Zef Ninja

Unbelievable


Not related to anything, but jesus

Billy Dee.


Billy Dee Williams representin' the good stuff

From the Vaults

After selling my first vid with QT in 6th-7th grade (called Check It, pretty lame I know), I was at it again.  This time with the video Heavy Flow.  The line-up on this video is pretty legendary (eg. Luc Fuckin' Snooter); unfortunately, I never fully finished this one (I think high school happened) .  Here are the few remaining edits on my computer.  Oh and if anyone has a copy of my old video I'd love to somehow see it again.  There's about 30-40 vhs tapes floating around the Manhappenin' Beach area.

Enjoy

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Gary in Glasses

Cleaning out my computer I found a whole stockpile of footage from my middle school years.  This is the first of many, and from what I have left, this is probably the greatest.



Enjoy

Rage Parties

an LA band


-The Zef Ninja

Friday, February 19, 2010

Total Hairpiece

Last night after a few bevo's it was decided that Yorgs needed a new haircut. Out came the sheers. A few shaves and carves later a totally bitchin hairdo was born.
Watch out for the brown vanilla ice.


-The Zef Ninja

Thursday, February 18, 2010

indie vibes

can't seem to keep these pasty british kids off my playlist.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Who Let The Trogs Out?!

just sayin

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

day/night on swift







              ToOns:      Local Joke by Neon Indian

Monday, February 15, 2010

One to cruise, One to party, One just cause

Serve Chilled


Serve with side of Club Drugs


annnddd deeennnn (ignore shit video)


-The Zef Ninja

RACE WAR!!!


I compare bums to your local AM/PM

Oscar Worthy


Mike Judge has done it again.  Back to exploit the funniest sides to the human existence, Judge's Extract has a star-studded cast that's more than suitable for this off-kilter comedy.  Here's a scene I couldn't resist putting up.

Incomparable Instrumentals














If you aren't feelin' this jazzy crunchfest by England's own Mr. Scruff then something is terribly, terribly wrong with your cruisey vibe receptors.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Fun-E Video



-The Zef Ninja
RAD OMEN - "Rad Anthem" from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Lurking 101

Nice little two stair.  One of the few places you don't get hassled (that often).












Nothin' fancy.














Lil' curvature. phersher.
















Crusty ledge at uh.... i don't remember what this building was.










Extremely crusty ledge on a statue of a camel.
Not too smooth...












This pic doesn't do the gap justice.














Enough boring skate spots. I believe it's time for some good old fashioned people watching.

























Use your peripherals... you'll be happy you did.  Is that a spliff? duuude...fack.

























The lurking reaaallyy takes into effect here.














...here...












This guy's the shit













...and here.













Thanks for lurking with me!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Concrete Playground

Today we check out the courthouse.  Placed in the middle of the grimiest part of the city; the tenderloin. 
                                  

  


I found this particularly interesting. 













































A concrete playground though it may be, sometimes the real satisfaction comes from the journey there...




Annnnnnd a little shralpage by the bay...


Until next time....

Alien Weirdness

These here videos are not human, there from a place called South Africa. Watch as a blond childlike creature with a fucked haircut squeals as her meth head homeboy raps like his mouth is full of marbles. In between laughs are spurts of creepiness and horror. Is it a joke? Hopefully, it's too weird to be real.
 Haaaaaaaaaa



Get Fucked



-The Zef Ninja

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Barney of the Month

Ladies and gentlemen, your barney of the month...
Kevin Duron, 18, of Manhappenin' Bitch

Don't let his trustworthy looks fool you, this nimrod will buy a dub off of you and come back to your 10 year old son for his Piss to keep the cycle in motion.  But don't take it from me, let the Daily Breeze give you the dirt.

Concrete Playground

For the inaugural installation of concrete playground I've decided to start from the inside out.

I awake in the lurk cave, only to find some leftover pad thai and a wand that keeps all worries away.  Doing what only a sensible person would do, I indulge.
















Quick step out back for somewhat fresh air

















          Sketchiest hallway/entrance ever!




































My building















Time to go to school...

I know it's shaky, but hey, fuck you.

A few notable things along the way...

Cruisers...














































Strategically placed billboards...














All ending at a nice little 6 rail.  Footy on this thing's for paying customers only. Soods














Until next time...

Incredible Instrumentals



Not much more to say other than "wow".  Bonobo, mainly Simon Green, sounds even better live!  Where else can u find a band that uses instruments (and a lot of 'em) so simply while creating such an impacting sound overall? No where I tells ya, no where.  Now that I've made that clear enjoy the crunch and check out the rest of the concert via youtube. Oh yea, Simon Green is the one playing bass.


Cheers

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

lazy saturday



gloomy saturday in review.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

a visit to the vintage clothing shop

had to see if the rumors of the "special" at a local store were true. bitty budz

Friday, February 5, 2010

Justin Peters comin' up in the world


It's usually the same old routine. You and your friends go out skating, surfing, or whatevering and there's always the asshole who shralps way harder than you can imagine. Justin is no exception, as a matter of fact, he skates cleaner and faster than I'm even willing to go playing a video game. scope his "throwaway" footy, and get jealous.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Aussie fuck Paul Fisher and Reef make my dreams come true



-The Zef Ninja
Miss Reef Argentina from Paul Fisher on Vimeo.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Indescribable Instrumentals


It's always nice to have something to crunch to.  Really lets you know what cruisey vibes are about.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Tuesday's Trog


This weeks number one Trog is..... Lady Gagger















With that rig its no wonder It's life is full of "Bad Romance". It's not fooling anyone in those creepy outfits that strategically hide It's face. I wouldn't be surprised if I walked into a men's restroom somewhere in West Hollywood and saw this beast standing next to me draining It's man wand into the urinal.